They Don't Make Ads Like This Anymore: Zombie Mask

I can't help but wonder just how many banks were robbed by people wearing one of these. Mind you, at $40 in 1973, it would have been the rubber mask of choice for the discerning bank robber. You know the kind, the ones who really think the job out and spend a bit of time, effort, and money, and consider their activities a good investment.
I still want one. After all, who doesn't want to be the death of the party?
I still want one. After all, who doesn't want to be the death of the party?