Happy Valentines Day You Goose
I know that the florists love the day, as do the idiots that make those sappy cards or send in the utterly laughable and barely literate text messages like, "baby, im gonna fall 4 U tonite", or, "fee the luv we make is equal to the luv we take so baby let me bang your box luv Reg" to the various morning television shows. There'd be a pile of people cleaning up today and I suppose good on them. However if people are that insecure in their own relationships that they actually need a day in which to be reminded that it's a good idea to express their feelings and be affectionate, then God help them. For their relationships are already doomed and they need some serious help. For me Valentines Day would be better served if it was devoted to people declaring feelings of lust for people they normally wouldn't approach. Guess that isn't going to happen.
So Happy Valentines Day. Give your significant other something they'll remember on Valentines day, like an Angry Pirate or a Dirty Sanchez. Ya know, that's not a bad idea...I think I'll wait for the missus to get home tonight and really surprise her.