Muzak

What is it with Government departments and the muzak they select to entertain us all while we're on hold? I've been sitting here listening to the same acoustic guitar piece being played on what must be an endless loop for a good twenty minutes now. It's worse than listening to Jimmy Page playing his bloody awful same two chords over and over (as he did on numerous acoustic 'tunes', most of which he stole from Bert Jansch anyway).

I'm suspecting that the choice of muzak is designed to make the caller hang up in despair and not phone back. My God, it's almost working...